Fat as Fuck


Some people want to be loved for an eternity, others want a soul mate. But for most, both these things come with getting so comfortable with your other half that a few extra pounds gained while watching your 17th Netflix series marathon together on the sofa.




Funny Valentine’s Day Card:
I want to get old and fat as fuck with you.

  • A6 card
  • Blank inside
  • Printed on 300gsm coated white card
  • Embellished with a silver glitter heart to give a slight 3D effect
  • Supplied with top quality brown Kraft 100% recycled envelope
  • Dispatched in board backed envelope to prevent damage in transit

Posted first class Royal Mail to the UK. International postage is through Royal Mail International Standard and takes between 5 and 7 working days for delivery.


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