Inappropriate text messages


It’s 2:30am and you’ve had three, possibly four Jagerbombs. Now seems as good a time as any to get in touch with your ex and tell him how much you miss him in the hopes of a late night drunken reunion. It’s all playing out perfectly in your head, that is until you wake up tomorrow with drunken regret. What a perfect birthday.




Funny Birthday card:
May your birthday be filled with lots of alcohol and inappropriate text messages to your ex.


  • A6 card
  • Blank inside
  • Printed on 300gsm uncoated kraft card
  • Embellished with a gold glitter heart to give a slight 3D effect
  • Supplied with top quality brown Kraft 100% recycled envelope
  • Dispatched in board backed envelope to prevent damage in transit

Posted first class Royal Mail to the UK. International postage is through Royal Mail International Standard and takes between 5 and 7 working days for delivery.


There are no reviews yet.

Be the first to review “Inappropriate text messages”

For security, use of Google's reCAPTCHA service is required which is subject to the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Use.

If you agree to these terms, please click here.