Inappropriate text messages

It’s 2:30am and you’ve had three, possibly four Jagerbombs. Now seems as good a time as any to get in touch with your ex and tell him how much you miss him in the hopes of a late night drunken reunion. It’s all playing out perfectly in your head, that is until you wake up tomorrow with drunken regret. What a perfect birthday.



Funny Birthday card:
May your birthday be filled with lots of alcohol and inappropriate text messages to your ex.


  • A6 card
  • Blank inside
  • Printed on 300gsm uncoated kraft card
  • Embellished with a gold glitter heart to give a slight 3D effect
  • Supplied with top quality brown Kraft 100% recycled envelope
  • Dispatched in board backed envelope to prevent damage in transit

Posted first class Royal Mail to the UK. International postage is through Royal Mail International Standard and takes between 5 and 7 working days for delivery.