About Bettie

Bettie’s Story

A tad left of centre, cheeky, ever so slightly offensive or a little off. However you see Bettie Confetti cards, they’re guaranteed to make you laugh. And what’s the world without laughter? We’ve seen it. It’s the Central Line at peak hour and it’s not pretty.

Designed and created by artist Andy Cordina, the Bettie Confetti range draws on her experience of being a disgruntled Aussie living in London, still complaining about the lack of good coffee and scarcity of sunshine.

Always tipping their hat to the great art of sarcasm, Bettie Confetti cards fly in the face of conventional greetings. There’s no expression of heartfelt emotions, not a teddy bear in sight and just enough passive aggressive sentiment to put a smile on your face.

All cards are printed in the UK on Kraft Card and individually packaged with a matching 100% recycled brown kraft envelope. They’re then hand finished and packaged in our studio in London… well technically it’s Surrey, but we’ve still not come to terms with having to move to a non-London postcode.

We’d love to have you as a Bettie Confetti Customer so we can make sure your life has just enough sarcasm covered in glitter – a winning combination. And we promise that our Bettie Confetti cards are so good, the gift won’t matter.

Contact us

Got a burning question for us? A spanking idea of a new card or just want a bit of a chit chat? Get in touch below.


If you’d like to contact Bettie Confetti directly you can email us at hello@bettieconfetti.com, call us on +447531058664 or write to us at 329 St Helier Avenue, Morden, Surrey SM46JR

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